In what is likely the most awesome court decision ever, a Kentucky judge sided with Duke University lawyers and saved the school $450,000.
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Duke Football’s Losses Become Legal Victory
June 23, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Categories: Football · Sports
Tagged: Duke, Football, Louisville
I Know Brainwashing When I See It
May 22, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Dalton Hatfield, an eleven-year-old native of Kentucky, made a big stir on the campaign finance scene when he sold his bike and video games to raise $422 for Sen. Hillary Clinton.
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Categories: Politics
Cheating A-OK in Olympics
May 16, 2008 · 5 Comments
Categories: Olympics · Sports
Tagged: Oscar Pistorius, Steroids
Six Hundred Big Boys
April 29, 2008 · Leave a Comment
My economic stimulus check cleared this morning, and let me just say that it feels great to have $600 in borrowed Chinese money sloshing around in my bank account. This is amazing. I could buy a hundred cups of (Starbucks) coffee, a Playstation 3, or a half tank of gas. Excuse me while I go single-handedly lift the economy out of this so-called “recession.”
Try the coffee thing. You won’t be sorry (unless you don’t turn your volume down).
Categories: 2008 Presidential Election · Economy · Politics
Be Careful What You Look At
April 27, 2008 · Leave a Comment
Consider this fair warning: neuroscientists at the Helen Willis Neuroscience Institute at UC-Berkeley can read your mind–and will soon use their powers to take over planet Earth.
McCain’s temper snaps as he discusses DSL vs. cable.
(Sorry for the Comcast plug.)
Categories: 2008 Presidential Election · News · Politics
Tagged: Bush, Comcast, Mind reading, science
