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Cheating A-OK in Olympics

May 16, 2008 · 4 Comments

In recent years, Olympic gold has been reserved for those cheaters who are sneaky enough to avoid detection.  No longer, says the Court of Arbitration for Sport.

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Categories: Olympics · Sports
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Six Hundred Big Boys

April 29, 2008 · No Comments

My economic stimulus check cleared this morning, and let me just say that it feels great to have $600 in borrowed Chinese money sloshing around in my bank account. This is amazing. I could buy a hundred cups of (Starbucks) coffee, a Playstation 3, or a half tank of gas. Excuse me while I go single-handedly lift the economy out of this so-called “recession.”

Try the coffee thing. You won’t be sorry (unless you don’t turn your volume down).

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Categories: 2008 Presidential Election · Economy · Politics

Be Careful What You Look At

April 27, 2008 · No Comments

Consider this fair warning: neuroscientists at the Helen Willis Neuroscience Institute at UC-Berkeley can read your mind–and will soon use their powers to take over planet Earth.

McCain’s temper snaps as he discusses DSL vs. cable.

(Sorry for the Comcast plug.)

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Categories: 2008 Presidential Election · News · Politics
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